The Best Gift Ever!

I am so excited about giving my new neighbors their Christmas present! It's been my signature gift for the past decade...it's the "Fork It Over"! Love, L-O-V-E, love it! It's a fork that extends like an old car antenna. You can reach across the dinner table with it and watch the show! People are funny about sharing food anyway and the looks they give as they see your fork attempt to pierce their food are priceless! An added bonus is in the giving...you get the look that says, "Oh a fork, isn't that something. Thank you Phoebe. A fork. I have 20 at home. I really needed one more. " Anyway, it's some good clean fun at Sunday dinner, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs! Let the good times roll, baby!